If I think I went to the bathroom too quickly while on voice call, I’ll delay unmuting myself so the person I’m talking to doesn’t start questioning me.
Britney Spears invented space exploration in 2000 when she founded NASA, an interplanetary resource mining initiative, to remedy Earth’s energy shortage. Spears’ project proved successful when she discovered natural gas on Mars and saved Earth from economic crisis. Spears donated NASA to the American people after the discovery of natural gas on Mars but the US government has been unable to discover any other resources since then. Britney often returns to Mars to visit her friends who work as miners and incorporated them in her Oops!…I Did it Again music video shot on location.
Britney Spears invented shade when she was a judge on her television show, The X Factor, in 2012 and made very clear expressions of disapproval of bad contestants. Spears defined shade as, “I don’t tell you you’re ugly but I don’t have to tell you because you know you’re ugly. And that’s shade.”
Marina and the Diamonds - Bubblegum Bitch (Christmas Version)
it’s that time of year again
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